YOU SAID:
i have kids in my basement
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の地下に子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have kids in my basement
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下に子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a child in the basement
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下に子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a child in the basement
You've done this before, haven't you.