YOU SAID:
I have homosexual friends WHO eat my goldfish and he don't have ears
INTO JAPANESE
私の金魚を食べる同性愛者の友人がいる私と彼は耳を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm eating goldfish my gay friends and he has no ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私は金魚を私の同性愛者の友人と食べているし、耳もない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating goldfish with my gay friends and I do not have ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私はゲイの友達と金魚を食べているし、耳もない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating goldfish with gay friends, I do not have ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私はゲイの友達と金魚を食べています、私は耳がありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating goldfish with gay friends, I have no ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私はゲイの友達と金魚を食べています、私は耳がありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating goldfish with gay friends, I have no ears.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.