YOU SAID:
i have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in my brain and it really hurts.
INTO JAPANESE
脳に長いフラッシュ恐怖症があり、本当に痛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a long flash phobia in my brain and it really hurts.
INTO JAPANESE
私の脳には長いフラッシュ恐怖症があり、それは本当に痛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a long flash phobia in my brain and it really hurts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.