YOU SAID:
I have hemoglobin in my pants. There are squirrels in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにヘモグロビンが入っている。私のズボンにはリスがいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hemoglobin is in my pants. There is a squirrel in my trousers.
INTO JAPANESE
ヘモグロビンがズボンに入っている。ズボンにリスが入っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hemoglobin is in my pants. There is a squirrel in my trousers.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.