YOU SAID:
I have hands on my feet and noses on my eyes
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の目に私の足と鼻に手を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have my hands on my legs and nose in my eyes
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の目に私の足と鼻に私の手を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have my hands on my legs and nose in my eyes
Come on, you can do better than that.