YOU SAID:
I have hamburger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにハンバーガーがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Burger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンでハンバーガー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a burger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのバーガーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のズボンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is in my pants.
You should move to Japan!