YOU SAID:
I have had poopie in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンにうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooed the pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poo pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツをうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poo pants
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