YOU SAID:
i have friends. DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!?!?!
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいる。あなたは友達がいますか?!?!?!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have friends. Do you have friends? ! What? ! What? !
INTO JAPANESE
友人がいます。友人がありますか?何ですか?何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a friend. Do you have a friend? What is it?
INTO JAPANESE
友人がいます。友人を持っていますか。それはなんですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a friend. Do you have friends. What is it?
INTO JAPANESE
友人がいます。友人がいます。それはなんですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a friend. Have a friend. What is it?
INTO JAPANESE
友人がいます。友人がいます。それはなんですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a friend. Have a friend. What is it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.