YOU SAID:
I have five seconds until I self destruct five four three two one limar has self destructed
INTO JAPANESE
5 4 3 2 1 リマーが自爆するまであと 5 秒です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
5 4 3 2 1 Rimmer has 5 seconds to self-destruct
INTO JAPANESE
5 4 3 2 1 リマーの自爆時間は 5 秒です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
5 4 3 2 1 Rimmer has a self-destruct time of 5 seconds
INTO JAPANESE
5 4 3 2 1 リマーの自爆時間は 5 秒です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
5 4 3 2 1 Rimmer has a self-destruct time of 5 seconds
That didn't even make that much sense in English.