YOU SAID:
I have farted so hard that it popped my back.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならをして、背中がぽんと鳴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart and my back popped.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならをし、背中が飛び出しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted and my back jumped out.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならし、背中が飛び出した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted and my back jumped out.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.