YOU SAID:
I have erectial disfunction
INTO JAPANESE
私は erectial の故障があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a erectial failure.
INTO JAPANESE
Erectial に障害があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erectial has failed.
INTO JAPANESE
Erectial に失敗しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erectial has failed.
That's deep, man.