YOU SAID:
i have eighteen fish in my secondary pubic earlobe
INTO JAPANESE
二次陰部耳たぶに18匹の魚がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are 18 fish in the secondary genital earlobe
INTO JAPANESE
二次性器耳たぶには18匹の魚がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are 18 fish in the secondary genital earlobe
You should move to Japan!