Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
I have crippling anxiety and a bag of licorice
INTO JAPANESE
私は壊滅的な不安と甘草の袋があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a bag of crippling anxiety and licorice.
私は壊滅的な不安と甘草の袋を持っています。
Come on, you can do better than that.