YOU SAID:
i have cold war i flexing
INTO JAPANESE
私は冷戦をしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the cold war
INTO JAPANESE
私は冷戦状態にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the cold war
INTO JAPANESE
私は冷戦状態にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the cold war
That didn't even make that much sense in English.