YOU SAID:
I have cheese in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにチーズがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese is in pants
INTO JAPANESE
チーズはズボンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese is trousers
INTO JAPANESE
チーズはズボンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese is trousers
Come on, you can do better than that.