YOU SAID:
i have cancer give me guacamole
INTO JAPANESE
私は癌を持っている私にグアカモーレを与えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I give guacamole to me who has cancer
INTO JAPANESE
私はがんにかかっている私にワカモレを与える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have cancer and give me guacamole
INTO JAPANESE
私は癌にかかっているし、私にグアカモーレを与えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have cancer and give me guacamole
Come on, you can do better than that.