YOU SAID:
I have cancer? Cancer have me! Have me cancer. Me cancer have.
INTO JAPANESE
癌があるか。がんは、私をある!私は癌を持っています。私がんがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have cancer? Cancer is I! I have cancer. I have cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
癌があるか。がんは、私が!癌があります。癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have cancer? Cancer is I! has cancer. Has the cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
癌があるか。がんは、私が!癌を持っています。がんがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have cancer? Cancer is I! has cancer. Has the cancer.
You love that! Don't you?