YOU SAID:
I have bowties on my feet. I must be walking with my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足に蝶ネクタイがあります。私は、私の頭で歩く必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bow tie my legs. I walk with my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を蝶ネクタイします。私は私の頭で歩きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow tie my legs. I walk with my head.
INTO JAPANESE
蝶ネクタイは、私の足。私は私の頭で歩きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bow tie my feet; I walk with my head.
INTO JAPANESE
蝶ネクタイの足;私は私の頭で歩きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow legs; I walk with my head.
INTO JAPANESE
弓の足;私は私の頭で歩きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow legs; I walk with my head.
You should move to Japan!