YOU SAID:
I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck oh yes also I like noodles with underwear
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の足で弓の関係、私必要があります歩いて私の首とああはいも私の下着を麺のような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At your feet I bow ties, I must walk, my neck and Oh, even my underwear like noodles
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの足で私は弓の関係、歩く必要があります私の首とああ、麺のような私の下着も
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At your feet I bow ties, should walk around my neck and also noodles like Ah, my underwear
INTO JAPANESE
関係をあなたの足は、私は弓で歩く必要があります私の首ともああ、私の下着のような麺の周り
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the relationship between your legs, I walk with a bow my neck around the noodles like Ah, my underwear
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの足の間を歩く弓でああ、私の下着のような麺の周り私の首
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Noodles like Ah, in my underwear with a bow between your legs to walk around my neck
INTO JAPANESE
私の首に歩くあなたの足の間の弓と私の下着に Ah と同様、麺
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The bow between the feet you walk around my neck and my underwear, as well as Ah noodles
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の首の周りを歩く足の間の弓と私の下着、そしてAh麺
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow and my underwear between the feet you walk around my neck, and Ah noodles
INTO JAPANESE
弓と私の首の周りを歩く足の間の私の下着、そしてAhの麺
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My underwear between the bow and foot walking around my neck, and Ah noodle
INTO JAPANESE
私の首の周りを歩く弓と足の間の私の下着、そしてAhのヌードル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My underwear between the bow and foot walking around my neck, and Ah noodle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.