YOU SAID:
I have bow-ties on my feet and chest and legs and glub glub woo-hoo
INTO JAPANESE
私は足と胸と脚に蝶ネクタイをつけています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a bow tie on my legs, chest and legs.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の足、胸と脚に蝶ネクタイを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a bow tie on my legs, chest and legs.
You've done this before, haven't you.