YOU SAID:
I have big feet wich means i don't go to the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレに行かない大きな足どの手段を持ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My big foot do not go to the bathroom should have the means.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな足がないトイレに行く必要があります手段を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has the way you must go to the bathroom on my big feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな足でトイレに行く必要がある方法があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are ways that need to go to the toilet in my big toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな足にトイレに行く必要がある方法があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are ways that must go to the bathroom on my big toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな足でトイレに行く必要がある方法があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are ways that need to go to the toilet in my big toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな足にトイレに行く必要がある方法があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are ways that must go to the bathroom on my big toes.
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