YOU SAID:
I have began to hum a tune, but unfortunately I blew snot all over my grandmothers dog. My mema is such a fast-talker though that I couldn't understand her angry banter directed towards me, or was it at the dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私は曲をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら私は祖母の犬の上に鼻水を吹きました。私のミーマはとても早口ですが、私は彼女の怒った喧嘩が私に向けられたことを理解できませんでした、それともそれは犬に向けられましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming the song, but unfortunately I blew a runny nose on my grandmother's dog. My meema is very quick-witted, but I couldn't understand that her angry quarrel was directed at me, or was it directed at the dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら私は祖母の犬に鼻水を吹きました。私のミーマはとても機知に富んでいますが、彼女の怒った喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、それとも犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately I blew a runny nose on my grandmother's dog. My Mima was very witty, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬に鼻水を吹きました。私の美馬はとても機知に富んでいましたが、彼女の怒りの喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately I had a runny nose on my grandmother's dog. My Mima was very witty, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬に鼻水がありました。私の美馬はとても機知に富んでいましたが、彼女の怒りの喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was very witty, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬は鼻水を持っていました。私の美馬はとても機知に富んでいましたが、彼女の怒りの喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was very resourceful, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬は鼻水を持っていました。私の美馬はとても機知に富んでいましたが、彼女の怒りの喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was very witty, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬は鼻水を持っていました。私の美馬はとても機知に富んでいましたが、彼女の怒りの喧嘩が私に向けられたのか、犬に向けられたのか理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was very witty, but I couldn't understand if her angry quarrel was directed at me or at the dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.