YOU SAID:
I have began to hum a tune, but unfortunately I blew snot all over my grandmothers dog. My mema is such a fast-talker though that I couldn't understand her angry banter directed towards me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は曲をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら私は祖母の犬の上に鼻水を吹きました。私のミーマはとても早口なので、私に向けられた彼女の怒りの喧嘩を理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately I had a runny nose on top of my grandmother's dog. My Mima was so quick to speak that I couldn't understand her angry quarrel directed at me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬の上に鼻水がありました。私の美馬はとても話すのが速かったので、私は彼女の怒った喧嘩が私に向けられたのを理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately I had a runny nose on my grandmother's dog. My Mima was so quick to speak that I couldn't understand her angry quarrel directed at me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬に鼻水がありました。私の美馬はとても話すのが速かったので、私は彼女の怒った喧嘩が私に向けられたのを理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was so quick to speak that I couldn't understand her angry quarrel directed at me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は歌をハミングし始めましたが、残念ながら祖母の犬は鼻水を持っていました。私の美馬はとても話すのが速かったので、私は彼女の怒った喧嘩が私に向けられたのを理解できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I started humming songs, but unfortunately my grandmother's dog had a runny nose. My Mima was so quick to speak that I couldn't understand her angry quarrel directed at me.
Come on, you can do better than that.