YOU SAID:
I have been a person a thousand times, and not in one of them has someone stole my heart like my 237 cats
INTO JAPANESE
私は何千人もの人であり、誰かに私の237匹の猫のように私の心を盗んだ人はいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am thousands and no one has stolen my heart like my 237 cats
INTO JAPANESE
私は何千人もいません。誰も私の237猫のように私の心を盗んだことはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not thousands. No one stole my heart like my 237 cat
INTO JAPANESE
私は何千人もありません。誰も私の237猫のように私の心を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have thousands. No one stole my heart like my 237 cat
INTO JAPANESE
私には何千人もありません。誰も私の237猫のように私の心を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have thousands. No one stole my heart like my 237 cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.