YOU SAID:
I have ants in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンでアリを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have ants in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの蟻があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ants in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの蟻。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ants in my pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.