YOU SAID:
I have an iron ear infection in a lot of pain is not the same thing to me and my wife has a lot to do with the cooking by the book of Mormon and dance and dance and dance and dance and dance and dance...
INTO JAPANESE
私は鉄耳をしている痛みの多くの感染症は私に同じことではないと妻はモルモン教とダンス、ダンス、ダンスとダンスとダンス ダンスの本を読んで料理が多い.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Same to me many infectious diseases have iron ear pain I tend to Cook, and not read the book of Mormon, and dance, dance, dance and dance and dance dance wife.
INTO JAPANESE
私には同じ多くの感染症をクック、傾向にある鉄耳痛みがあるし、モルモン教とダンス、ダンス、ダンス、ダンス、ダンス ダンス妻の本を読んでいません。
You should move to Japan!