YOU SAID:
i have an existential crisis
INTO JAPANESE
私は実在の危機を抱えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am having real life crisis
INTO JAPANESE
私は実生活の危機を抱えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a real life crisis
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当の人生危機を抱えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a real life crisis
You should move to Japan!