YOU SAID:
i have an evil pet cantaloupe
INTO JAPANESE
私は邪悪なペット マスクメロンがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have an evil pet cantaloupe.
INTO JAPANESE
軍隊がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have an army.
INTO JAPANESE
軍隊がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have an army.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.