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I have an amazing hankering for the smell of my farts

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私は私のおならのにおいのために驚くほど欲しい

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I want surprisingly for the smell of my fart

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私は驚いたことに私のおならのにおいが欲しい

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To my surprise I want the smell of my fart

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私の驚きには、私はおならの匂いが欲しい

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To my surprise, I want the smell of the fart

INTO JAPANESE

驚いたことに、私はおならのにおいが欲しい

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To my surprise, I want the smell of the fart