YOU SAID:
i have absolutely no idea what is going on
INTO JAPANESE
私にも見当が起こって
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no idea what happened
INTO JAPANESE
私は、何が起こったかについては全くわかりません
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No idea what happened,
INTO JAPANESE
何が起こったのか分かりませんが、
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I do not know what happened,
INTO JAPANESE
私は何が起こったのか分からず、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what happened,
You should move to Japan!