YOU SAID:
I have a very sick dog who likes children
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供が好きな非常に病気の犬があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very sick dog likes kids.
INTO JAPANESE
非常に病気の犬が好きな子供があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Very sick dogs are like children.
INTO JAPANESE
非常に病気の犬は、子供のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Very sick dog is like a child.
INTO JAPANESE
非常に病気の犬は、子供のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Very sick dog is like a child.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.