YOU SAID:
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on the weekends and likes to lick the bottom of peoples boots because he is built different
INTO JAPANESE
私には週末に鶏肉を食べるのが好きで、彼が異なって造られているので人々のブーツの底をなめるのが好きな非常に毛深い友人がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on weekends and likes to lick the bottom of people's boots because he is made differently
INTO JAPANESE
私には週末に鶏肉を食べるのが好きで、彼が異なって作られているので人々のブーツの底をなめるのが好きな非常に毛深い友人がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on weekends and likes to lick the bottom of people's boots because he is made differently
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