YOU SAID:
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on the weekends and likes to lick the bottom of peoples boots because he is built different
INTO JAPANESE
私には週末に鶏肉を食べるのが好きで、彼が異なって造られているので人々のブーツの底をなめるのが好きな非常に毛深い友人がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on weekends and likes to lick the bottom of people's boots because he is made differently
INTO JAPANESE
私には週末に鶏肉を食べるのが好きで、彼が異なって作られているので人々のブーツの底をなめるのが好きな非常に毛深い友人がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very hairy friend who likes to eat chicken on weekends and likes to lick the bottom of people's boots because he is made differently
Come on, you can do better than that.