YOU SAID:

I have a theory. The earth is a dino nuggie. The stars are the eyes of the Great Beings waiting for their dino nuggies. Global warming is the heating of the dino nuggies. Greenhouse gases are the smoke from the burning dino nuggies. The moon is a piece of cheese stuck to the wall of the Great Microwave.

INTO JAPANESE

私は理論を持っています。地球は恐竜のナギーです。星は、恐竜の塊を待っている偉大なる存在の目です。地球温暖化は恐竜のナギーの加熱です。温室効果ガスは、燃える恐竜の塊からの煙です。月は、大電子レンジの壁にくっついているチーズです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a theory. Earth is a dinosaur naggy. The stars are the eyes of great beings waiting for the mass of dinosaurs. Global warming is the heating of dinosaur naggies. The greenhouse gas is smoke from a mass of burning dinosaurs. The moon is cheese sticking to the wall of a large microwave.

INTO JAPANESE

私は理論を持っています。地球は恐竜のナギーです。星は恐竜の塊を待っている偉大な存在の目です。地球温暖化は恐竜のナギーの加熱です。温室効果ガスは、燃えている恐竜の塊からの煙です。月は大きな電子レンジの壁にくっついているチーズです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a theory. Earth is a dinosaur naggy. The stars are the eyes of great beings waiting for the mass of dinosaurs. Global warming is the heating of dinosaur naggies. The greenhouse gas is smoke from a mass of burning dinosaurs. The moon is cheese sticking to the wall of a large microwave.