YOU SAID:

i have a television in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンにテレビを持っています

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I have tv in pants

INTO JAPANESE

テレビをパンツで

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TV in pants

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンのテレビ

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Trousers tv

INTO JAPANESE

ズボン

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Trousers

INTO JAPANESE

ズボン

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Trousers