YOU SAID:
I have a tampon stuck up my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻を立ち往生タンポンがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nose stuck tampon.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻は、タンポンを立ち往生。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nose is tampon stuck.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻は、タンポン立ち往生です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nose is tampon stuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.