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YOU SAID:

I have a stomachache, so I will take a day off today.

INTO JAPANESE

お腹が痛いので、今日は休みます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a stomach ache, so I will be absent today.

INTO JAPANESE

お腹が痛いので、今日は欠席します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a stomach ache, so I will be absent today.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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