YOU SAID:
I have a stomach ache so I’m not at school! Yay!
INTO JAPANESE
胃が痛いから学校にいない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stomach hurts, so I'm not at school!
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が痛いから学校にいない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stomach hurts, so I'm not at school!
That's deep, man.