YOU SAID:
I have a shirt on my face. Hey!! It looks good!!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の顔の上にシャツを持っています。ねえ!それはよさそうだね!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a shirt on my face. Hey you! That looks good!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の顔の上にシャツを持っています。ねえ!それはよさそうだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a shirt on my face. Hey you! That looks good!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.