YOU SAID:
I have a serious gum disease and cancer because I ate a skateboard and a green salamander on Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
私はスケートボードと火曜日に緑のサンショウウオを食べたので、私は深刻な歯周病や癌を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I ate a green salamander on Tuesday and the skate board, I have a serious periodontal disease and cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は火曜日に緑のサンショウウオやスケートボードを食べたので、私は深刻な歯周病や癌を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I ate a green salamander and skate board on Tuesday, I have a serious periodontal disease and cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は火曜日に緑のサンショウウオやスケートボードを食べたので、私は深刻な歯周病や癌を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I ate a green salamander and skate board on Tuesday, I have a serious periodontal disease and cancer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
