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I have a really good friend called Alice and she is very random so i would not be surprised if even the mention of her name causes this translation to become wildly off

INTO JAPANESE

私はアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友人がいて、彼女は非常にランダムなので、彼女の名前を言ってもこの翻訳が乱暴になったとしても驚かないでしょう

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I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that I wouldn't be surprised to say her name even if this translation became violent

INTO JAPANESE

私はアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友達がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、この翻訳が暴力的になっても彼女の名前を言っても驚かないでしょう。

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I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that I won't be surprised to say that her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私にはアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友達がいて、彼女はあまりにもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的であるとか、彼女の名前だと言っても驚かないでしょう。

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I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that it would not surprise me to say that her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私はアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友人がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的だとか、彼女の名前だと言っても驚かないでしょう。

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I have a really good friend called Alice, and she is so random that I wouldn't be surprised to say her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私にはアリスと呼ばれる本当にいい友達がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的であるとか、彼女の名前だと言っても驚かないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that it would not be surprising to say that her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私にはアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友人がいて、彼女はあまりにもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的だとか、彼女の名前だと言っても驚くことではありません。

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I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that it's no surprise that her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私にはアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友人がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的であったり、彼女の名前であったりするのは驚くことではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that it is not surprising that her translation is violent or her name.

INTO JAPANESE

私はアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友人がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳が暴力的であったり、名前が驚くことではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that her translation is violent and her name is not surprising.

INTO JAPANESE

私はアリスと呼ばれる本当に良い友達がいて、彼女はとてもランダムなので、彼女の翻訳は暴力的で、彼女の名前は驚くことではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a really good friend called Alice and she is so random that her translation is violent and her name is not surprising.