YOU SAID:
I have a question, my dear sir. Does the elevator go to the front of the ship?
INTO JAPANESE
質問、私の親愛があります。エレベーターは船の前に行きますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ask a question, my dear. Elevator goes to the front of the ship?
INTO JAPANESE
質問、私の愛する。エレベーターは、船の前へ行きますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ask a question, my dear. Elevator goes to the front of the ship?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.