YOU SAID:
I have a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater under my bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドの下には、片目が角張った紫色の空飛ぶ人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Below my bed is a purple fly with one eye.
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドの下には片目の紫色のハエがいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Below my bed there is a purple fly with one eye.
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドの下には片目の紫色のハエがいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Below my bed there is a purple fly with one eye.
You should move to Japan!