YOU SAID:

I have a nice fresh can of beer what can go wrong today

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日うまくいかないビールの素敵な新鮮な缶を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a nice fresh can of beer that doesn't go well today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は上手くいかない新鮮なビールを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a fresh beer that doesn't go well today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は上手くいかない新鮮なビールを飲んでいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm drinking fresh beer that doesn't go well today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は上手くいかない新鮮なビールを飲んでいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm drinking fresh beer that doesn't go well today.