YOU SAID:
I have a migraine and my pain will range from up, down, and sideways. Thank God it's Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays because Sundays are my suicide days.
INTO JAPANESE
私は片頭痛を持っています、そして、私の痛みは上から下へ、そして横方向にわたります。金曜日は神に感謝します。金曜日は日曜日よりもずっと良いからです。日曜日は私の自殺日だからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a migraine, and my pain runs from top to bottom and laterally. Thank God for Friday. Friday is much better than Sunday. Sunday is my suicide day.
INTO JAPANESE
片頭痛があり、私の痛みは上から下、そして横方向に続きます。金曜日、神に感謝します。金曜日は日曜日よりずっと良いです。日曜日は私の自殺日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a migraine headache and my pain continues from top to bottom and sideways. Thank God for Friday. Friday is much better than Sunday. Sunday is my suicide day.
INTO JAPANESE
私は片頭痛を抱えています、そして、私の痛みは上から下へそして横に続きます。金曜日、神に感謝します。金曜日は日曜日よりずっと良いです。日曜日は私の自殺日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a migraine, and my pain continues from top to bottom and to the side. Thank God for Friday. Friday is much better than Sunday. Sunday is my suicide day.
INTO JAPANESE
片頭痛があり、上から下へ、そして横へ痛みが続きます。金曜日、神に感謝します。金曜日は日曜日よりずっと良いです。日曜日は私の自殺日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a migraine headache and pain continues from top to bottom and to the side. Thank God for Friday. Friday is much better than Sunday. Sunday is my suicide day.
INTO JAPANESE
片頭痛があり、上から下、そして横に痛みが続きます。金曜日、神に感謝します。金曜日は日曜日よりずっと良いです。日曜日は私の自殺日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a migraine headache and pain continues from top to bottom and to the side. Thank God for Friday. Friday is much better than Sunday. Sunday is my suicide day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.