YOU SAID:
i have a long frirnd that is short but long and is very wide and also very big and small
INTO JAPANESE
私は短いが長い、非常に広い、そしてまた非常に大きくて小さい長い友達を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have short but long, very wide, and also very big and small long friends
INTO JAPANESE
私には短いですが長い、非常に広い、そしてまた非常に大小の長い友達がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have short but long, very wide, and also very big and small long friends
You've done this before, haven't you.