YOU SAID:
I have a life and you don't. HA!
INTO JAPANESE
私には人生がありますが、あなたはそうではありません。やあ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have life, but you are not. Hello!
INTO JAPANESE
私には人生がありますが、あなたはそうではありません。こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have life, but you are not. Hello!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.