YOU SAID:
I have a large woody erection
INTO JAPANESE
私は大規模な木質勃起を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a large wooden erection.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな木製の勃起があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Large wooden erection.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな木製の勃起。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Large wooden erection.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.