YOU SAID:
I have a large schwanz
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな schwanz があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big schwanz.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな schwanz があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big schwanz.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな schwanz は。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big schwanz.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな schwanz。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big schwanz.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな schwanz は。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big!
INTO JAPANESE
大きな!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.