YOU SAID:
I have a headache because I shoved a stick up my various orfaces.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の様々な顔に棒を押し上げたので、私は頭痛を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a headache because I pushed a stick up on my various faces.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の様々な顔にスティックを押し上げたので、私は頭痛を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a headache because I pushed the stick up on my various faces.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の様々な顔にスティックを押し上げたので、私は頭痛を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a headache because I pushed the stick up on my various faces.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.