YOU SAID:
i have a hat on my head, a tie on my neck, a shirt on my body,pants on my legs, and shoes on my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の首、私の体にシャツにネクタイ私の足にパンツし、靴、私の足、私の頭に帽子があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My neck, my body pants on my shirt, my shoes, my legs, my head has a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の首、シャツの私の体のズボン、私の靴、私の足、私の頭は帽子を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My neck, my body pants in shirt, my shoes, my legs, my head has a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の首、シャツの私の体のズボン、私の靴、私の足、私の頭は帽子を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My neck, my body pants in shirt, my shoes, my legs, my head has a hat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.